fuck now, suffer later

im too fucking lazy.

i got the idea today to cancel my myspace account and stop getting on the computer so much. THE COMPUTER IS THE MOST EVIL INVENTION KNOWN TO MAN. but goddamn, i love it so.

i probably won't, but it would be the smartest thing i could do right now. i will admit it (and i am speaking for millions) that i am addicted to social networking sites like myspace. i need to go to rehab for this fucking shit.

i need to do more drugs. and write TONS more music. tons tons tons fucking tons more. i used to be so productive with my music. i used to work on songs every day. BUT THEN I GOT A FUCKING MYSPACE. bad call david, you fucking idiot.

dear teenager,

i started a solo band called PANAMA. please add it. you are the first to add it. it is still under construction, but i want to get a move on with it. i'm gonna get promos done and it will be awkward.. because it's just me. but you know what? i don't give a fuck because the toledo music scene sucks my fucking penis. everyone sucks at music and the good bands don't need me. so ill make music myself, and when i move to chitown i will expand PANAMA into a full band. and make millions.

i'll start a fucking revolution with PANAMA. i'll do way too many drugs and make kids realize that there is much more to life than your default pic. well get signed to the biggest fucking label in america and go on world tours. well sell lunchboxes, tow trucks, condoms, cleaning solutions, cigarettes, slaves, and edible panties... all with our name on them. you'll have to sell your soul to the devil to get a backstage pass to one of our shows. and then we'll break up and a vh1 behind the music will air in our honor. and then ill kill myself with a sodering gun.

actually i won't do any of that at all.