everything has been done before. fucking everything. all words have been said before, all music has been made before, all art has been created before. so go fucking kill yourself.
kill your parents first.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
fuck now, suffer later
im too fucking lazy.
i got the idea today to cancel my myspace account and stop getting on the computer so much. THE COMPUTER IS THE MOST EVIL INVENTION KNOWN TO MAN. but goddamn, i love it so.
i probably won't, but it would be the smartest thing i could do right now. i will admit it (and i am speaking for millions) that i am addicted to social networking sites like myspace. i need to go to rehab for this fucking shit.
i need to do more drugs. and write TONS more music. tons tons tons fucking tons more. i used to be so productive with my music. i used to work on songs every day. BUT THEN I GOT A FUCKING MYSPACE. bad call david, you fucking idiot.
dear teenager,
i started a solo band called PANAMA. please add it. you are the first to add it. it is still under construction, but i want to get a move on with it. i'm gonna get promos done and it will be awkward.. because it's just me. but you know what? i don't give a fuck because the toledo music scene sucks my fucking penis. everyone sucks at music and the good bands don't need me. so ill make music myself, and when i move to chitown i will expand PANAMA into a full band. and make millions.
i'll start a fucking revolution with PANAMA. i'll do way too many drugs and make kids realize that there is much more to life than your default pic. well get signed to the biggest fucking label in america and go on world tours. well sell lunchboxes, tow trucks, condoms, cleaning solutions, cigarettes, slaves, and edible panties... all with our name on them. you'll have to sell your soul to the devil to get a backstage pass to one of our shows. and then we'll break up and a vh1 behind the music will air in our honor. and then ill kill myself with a sodering gun.
actually i won't do any of that at all.
i got the idea today to cancel my myspace account and stop getting on the computer so much. THE COMPUTER IS THE MOST EVIL INVENTION KNOWN TO MAN. but goddamn, i love it so.
i probably won't, but it would be the smartest thing i could do right now. i will admit it (and i am speaking for millions) that i am addicted to social networking sites like myspace. i need to go to rehab for this fucking shit.
i need to do more drugs. and write TONS more music. tons tons tons fucking tons more. i used to be so productive with my music. i used to work on songs every day. BUT THEN I GOT A FUCKING MYSPACE. bad call david, you fucking idiot.
dear teenager,
i started a solo band called PANAMA. please add it. you are the first to add it. it is still under construction, but i want to get a move on with it. i'm gonna get promos done and it will be awkward.. because it's just me. but you know what? i don't give a fuck because the toledo music scene sucks my fucking penis. everyone sucks at music and the good bands don't need me. so ill make music myself, and when i move to chitown i will expand PANAMA into a full band. and make millions.
i'll start a fucking revolution with PANAMA. i'll do way too many drugs and make kids realize that there is much more to life than your default pic. well get signed to the biggest fucking label in america and go on world tours. well sell lunchboxes, tow trucks, condoms, cleaning solutions, cigarettes, slaves, and edible panties... all with our name on them. you'll have to sell your soul to the devil to get a backstage pass to one of our shows. and then we'll break up and a vh1 behind the music will air in our honor. and then ill kill myself with a sodering gun.
actually i won't do any of that at all.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
i haven't posted in a while
fuck, i haven't posted a blog in quite a while.
i got a tattoo this weekend of a koi fish. im covering my arms and i already have a pretty good start since it is fucking big. my grandpa and grandma were pissed. they're super conservative and my grandpa went on and on about how i am limiting myself from getting good jobs like a teacher or office worker. fuck. i've lost all hope of ever achieving my dreams of being 9 to 5 cubicle officefuck.
what the fuck is wrong with the music scene these days? kids are too fucking safe. they are completely fucking controlled by their parents and home ec teachers. straightedgers: go fucking kill yourselves. the world would be better off without you fuckers going to shows and beating kids up for doing drugs. courage squad or courage crew or whatever. and what the fuck is the deal with all these fucking bands preaching christianity at shows? just because your parents patted your ass with the fucking bible doesn't mean everyone else's did. and then all the little scene kid sponges soak up every god fearing word you say and think they're the elite because they fucked jesus.
the scene and all the kids in it are influenced now just as they have always been. once a band has any single fucking important thing to say, the kids will listen. for now, kids will be dancing around with x's on their hands before going home to their surburban cul de sac fucking homes to get a good night's sleep.
right after they get their myspace pics uploaded.
there is so much shit wrong with the music scene (and the world for that matter) and once bands start saying and doing shit about it, things will get better.
we need another fucking revolution.
i got a tattoo this weekend of a koi fish. im covering my arms and i already have a pretty good start since it is fucking big. my grandpa and grandma were pissed. they're super conservative and my grandpa went on and on about how i am limiting myself from getting good jobs like a teacher or office worker. fuck. i've lost all hope of ever achieving my dreams of being 9 to 5 cubicle officefuck.
what the fuck is wrong with the music scene these days? kids are too fucking safe. they are completely fucking controlled by their parents and home ec teachers. straightedgers: go fucking kill yourselves. the world would be better off without you fuckers going to shows and beating kids up for doing drugs. courage squad or courage crew or whatever. and what the fuck is the deal with all these fucking bands preaching christianity at shows? just because your parents patted your ass with the fucking bible doesn't mean everyone else's did. and then all the little scene kid sponges soak up every god fearing word you say and think they're the elite because they fucked jesus.
the scene and all the kids in it are influenced now just as they have always been. once a band has any single fucking important thing to say, the kids will listen. for now, kids will be dancing around with x's on their hands before going home to their surburban cul de sac fucking homes to get a good night's sleep.
right after they get their myspace pics uploaded.
there is so much shit wrong with the music scene (and the world for that matter) and once bands start saying and doing shit about it, things will get better.
we need another fucking revolution.
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